Snuggle Up Next to Snooki...

After bashing JWOWW a few times here and here, He though it was time to spread some of that joy around to other members of the Jersey Shore Cast. He likes the Jersey Shore, its a funny show, and god bless these people for trying to suck every last dollar out of the world before they end up on VH1's The Surreal Life, but come on, are Snooki Slippers really necessary? You cannot possibly tell He that people are buying this crap, are they? He hopes not.
-He

Trash Has a New Name...JWOWW

As previously reported, Jwoww has officially launched her own clothing line. A line that must be aimed at the sluttiest of sluts with no fashion sense to show, her line truely goes to show that anyone can get into this game known as fashion. Let's not forget to mention, her models are the ugliest things ever to grace a runway, they might even be men, it's still unclear.
-He