THIS IS AN EMERGENCY...DEATH TO UGG!

This is a blatant lack of disrespect for the women of the world for UGG to think for a second that any woman would ever buy or wear these is an insult much greater then any man could present. Women of the world, you should be offended to the 1,000,000th degree. You do NOT need to take this or allow these type of UGGS to exist in your world. You can FIGHT back.

He is asking all women to join together and help He remove UGGS from this world. JOIN THE WAR ON UGGS, (by reading He daily) help HE help you look better and create a better work for you and your children.
-He

P.S. If you feel that you might have been infected by the UGGs virus, or want to take preventative measure to ensure your safety, please click here for the UGG Vaccine.

It's Time for the Elephant Walk of Shame...

Just in case everyone forgot how stumpy these damn things make you look, here is another example. Not sure why but for some reason He hates these "inside out" UGGS a lot more then normal plain UGGS. Even if these damn things are as comfortable as half you say they are, what is the point of the furry part on the outside? Don't you wear them to look bad and keep your feet warm? Whose staying warm with the fur on the outside? No one.
-He

A CURE FOR UGGS!!! FINALLY!!!!

This video could have only been better if it was produced by Fashion by He. But regardless this video is AMAZING! Dead on balls accurate. Join the WAR ON UGGS by getting your UGG Vaccine today!
-He

P.S. Thank you Babelgum, you have made He's day a billion times better.

Year 2 of the War on UGGS...

As another winter season approaches and the temperature drop our standards seem to as well. Shoe standards. Today begins Year 2, not an exact date, of the War on UGGS. When He officially declared War, He knew this was going to be a difficult fight, the odds are stacked against us, but He is confident that the ArmHe is stronger, faster and better dressed. We can remove UGGS from our planet once and for all.
-He

He Hates the Furry Community...

Hey all you furries out there, Go F*ck Yourself. Why all the hate you ask? Who else could possibly be responsible for slippers this ugly? Even UGG wouldn't dare come out with something this offensive. If it wasn't bad enough they had to add some furry pom pom tassles to it too. Yea thanks for nothing.
-He

NO UGGS IN AUGUST...

It is simple. NO UGGS EVER. So what the hell is this girl doing wearing them in August? Someone please help.
-He

We Must Expand the War on UGGS!

We have been making slow but steady progress with the War on UGGs. He has gone so far to issue a statement that UGGs will Kill You. Yes this damn brand will not give up. They continue to fight. However this time, it has appeared the enemy is wounded. The ArmHe has finally hit UGGs where it hurts. Although it appears it might have been an inside hit from the UGGS side.

Introducing the newest member of the UGGS line, Slouch thigh-high boots. HAHAHA, well He is pretty sure that the ArmHe won this battle before it even began. Look at those things, is UGGs serious?!?! Find He one person who wants to wear these boots and He will just as quickly show you an enemy of the ArmHe. There is no possible way anyone on the same planet as He can like these boots, it's just not possible. (thanks to Jenny for the tip)

-He