Where Did All The G-Strings Go?

A while ago Cosmo wrote an article proclaiming that the "Thong is Dead"! He was outraged, He wrote a post saying that the thong was alive and well. Today He writes to report a cry for help. The thong is not dead, but it has taken on an alternate shape. The transition started just about the time Hanky Panky became popular. Somewhere around this time, girls decided that they could wear only Hanky Panky and not have to worry about anything else. The boy short also became increasingly popular during this same time. NOW: before you get the wrong idea, He is a fan of both the boy short and the Hanky Panky, BUT you ladies are forgetting your old friend the G-String, T-Bar, or V-String (if you buy from VS). There has no question been a drop off in everyone's old friend, and He isn't happy. It was such a simple garment, small compact, sexy as hell. HE is here to remind the woman of the ArmHe and the women of the world, dig back into your underwear drawers and bring back the G-Strings!

-He

Does Your Thong Stick Out?

"While a few women may find it to be a fashion statement, having my thong underwear stick out of my favorite low-rise jeans seems like a fashion faux-pas. What I really needed to invent were barely there underwear that give me coverage and look sexy in and out of my clothes." My Panteez

Well guess that solves the last of the world's problems. Oh Wait, there are still other things wrong. Damn, He thought this was the last thing we needed for a perfect world. He isn't going to claim to be a scientist or anything, but He is pretty sure the reason the thongs stick out of girls pants is due to the pants being too small. He also has researched to find out if a woman wears corretly fitting pants the thong will not poke out the top. But then again buying an $18 pair of these underwear might be a better deal then a new properly fitting pair of jeans.
-He