The Shoes Weren't Enough?!?!?

Here we go again. First it was Reebok coming out with the EasyTone shoes, that were suppose to make the ass look amazing. Fine, whatever, if you want to wear special sneakers because you think your ass is going to turn out as good as the models in the video, well that's your own issues you have to work out. But now if you are gonna buy into this EasyTone clothing deal, now we got a problem. Sorry folks, but Dr. He has done extensive research* an all experiences proved that wearing EasyTone bras and pants made women look any better, or the work out that much more effective. He just wanted to make sure all the ladies in the ArmHe saw this as a scam. Just looking out for you little ladies.
-He

*Little to No research was done

NO This is Not Just a Hot Girl...

Besides the fact that HE loves posting pictures of good looking girls, there is more to this story then meets the eye. Meet Irely by Saireyg a Hanky Panky type looking underwear that has a secret compartment.

By offering the only undergarments with a hidden pocket that sits in the small of the back, Irely plays upon the fact that every woman has a "secret side", something she may keep hidden but that she treasures about herself. This hidden pocket is a special place to put anything from cash and credit cards to small iPod’s.

Anyway, He wants to know do women actually need this secret pocket? Do you have that much you need to hide. Aren't your bags big enough to hold everything? An iPod in your underwear? Is this for your lingerie party pillow fights, so now you can jam out to music too? Help He understand this...
-He

P.S. Someone find out for He who these two blonde models are so that He can make them HottHes of the Week - Twins Edition.

Gladiators Prepare to Fight!

Well just incase you are ever walking down the street and need shoulder protection. Louise Goldin designed this amazing leather shoulder piece perfect for fighting your enemies with. By amazing, He clearly meant it is a total waste and serves no point what so ever in this world.
-He

Men's Wear as Women's Wear..or Not!

He recently found this new online store, that has provided He with material that should last a few weeks. He can't reveal the name yet of course, because then where would the surprise be. Anyway, He has no problem with women wearing men's clothing to look good. The blazer, a button down, everything is He Approved. But when people get ideas to start combining weird things like lingerie and a blazer, and come up with this "thing" above. He ain't liking it and ya look ridiculous.
-He

Furry Snuggie...A Jacket You Don't Need!

Is the Snuggie not keeping you warm this winter? Is it not fashion forward enough for you? Well fear not, the Moonspoon saloon brings you this funky fox fur jacket just in time for winter. Of course you will look just as ridiculous in this as you would a snuggie. Seen here with ridiculous quilted shorts.
-He

Diddy Gives the Ladies Some Advice...

The important info starts at the 17 second mark. Fat Feet hanging over shoes, not good.
-He

A Creative Way to Sell Lingerie...

Well this is just genius. The Cup Size Choir allows you to make the girls sing when buttons on your keyboard are pressed. You can even record your own tunes. Need a few minute to kill? Want to send a website to your man that will surely entertain him for minutes? Well that's just what He is here for, bringing you the latest and greatest.
-He

He has a "Wild Heart" for GU...

He worked with Gypsy Underwear a few months ago on a Giveaway, but since then Gypsy has released their 2010 Winter Collection, that is of course still He Approved. Cheeky Bottom was the name of the game in their Summer Collection, so don't think for a second it went anywhere. "The new collection is a dreamy mix of tie dyes & lace." Dreamy, couldn't agree more.
-He

P.S. If He gets a decent number of comments in this post, He can guarantee another Gypsy Underwear Giveaway! Hows that for ArmHe Love!



photography by DaejaFallas
www.daejafallas.com

4th Amendments...Kiss He's Ass

Really, is this becoming an issue. 4th Amendment Clothing seems a bit much. Get over yourselves people. He can give credit for it being a good idea and what not, it will get a ton of press, but where He has the biggest issue is with the people who would actually buy and wear these to the airport. Get overyourself.
-He

A Great Way to Freak People Out...

Great item to have if you like to fall asleep during class or meetings. Then again it cannot be comfortable having stickers on your eyelids. The dumb gets dumber with these things.
-He

FashionVIDEO by He...Minney Mouse in PhillHe

Looks like He found Minney Mouse walking the streets of Philadelphia this past weekend.
Things don't look like they are going so well for Minney.
-He

Get Lite Up for the Party...

It's 600 ft. of knitted tubing powered by a pump located in the backpack. By Casual Profanity. Cool idea, not sure any chick wants to carry around a huge pump with her, but hey it could happen.
-He

Snuggle Up Next to Snooki...

After bashing JWOWW a few times here and here, He though it was time to spread some of that joy around to other members of the Jersey Shore Cast. He likes the Jersey Shore, its a funny show, and god bless these people for trying to suck every last dollar out of the world before they end up on VH1's The Surreal Life, but come on, are Snooki Slippers really necessary? You cannot possibly tell He that people are buying this crap, are they? He hopes not.
-He

One of the Coolest He Posts Ever...

He wishes He could take credit for this but He can't. But He is also man enough to realize a great thing when He sees it. Opening Ceremony and Disney collaborated on some pieces to celebrate the release of Tron. Shoes are available in black, yellow, blue and orange and ALL are awesome!
-He

Revolve Clothing Makes He Sick...

He is the first one to tell you, He likes skinny girls. Not hating on anyone right now, but there is skinny and then there is skinny. Girls must eat. Fact. No one wants bones, its not attractive. The model is hot, don't get He wrong, she would look amazing as He's arm candy, but not before this girl went to McDonald's for about 2 weeks straight.

As He has said before, if you pick a good looking model your clothing will look better. If you pick an ugly model, well your clothing will look like shit. Someone over at Revolve Clothing made a HUGE error in selecting this girl to be featured on their site. Not sure what the ArmHe thinks but how can you imagine how an outfit is going to look like on you, when you visually see it on a 75lb body?
-He

P.S. Revolve might want to consider a Re-Shoot. He is available to help select a more qualified model. Fashionbyhe@gmail.com

Let He Cut Your Clothing Up...or Not!

What is better then buying clothing preripped? How about buying clothing with no tears in it at all! Not sure what exactly Adam Andrascik thinks is going on here, guess congrats you are finally important enough to make it onto Fashion by He, but this isn't exactly a good write up. (any press is good press) He is all for showing some skin, but these outfits are much like the bad cut out dresses He has written about before. There is good skin and bad skin. These would without question be under the bad side. Not in the least bit attractive and as expect NOT He Approved.
-He

Welcome to the Jungle...Says the Head

For a mere $4,500 you can now dress and live among the lions of the world and go completely unnoticed. He can almost promise that there is going to be someone in NYC that wears this freaking thing down the street, or better yet they will wear a knock off version and look twice as ridiculous.
-He

Protect Your Heels...But Look Stupid!

"These simple but effective stiletto protectors are designed to slip onto your heels before venturing outside, in order to fend off tears and scratches caused by sidewalk cracks, stairs and escalators."

Heels are like a car, they are gonna get worn, scratched, used and abused. But there is no reason to look stupid while driving or wearing them. We don't drive expensive cars around with boat bumpers tied to the side, we drive the car, and if something happens well then you're fucked. Same goes with heels. Let He tell you something, if He saw a girl in 5" heels with a stiletto protector on them (or heel dice), she would no longer be He Approved and He might be forced to kick dirt onto her shoes. Just saying.
-He

Fashion by He Needs Help!

He got some viruses on He's computer this week, so He lost all of He's book marked pages for posts He wanted to do this week. Pretty much He is asking you to search the internet and send in tips and ideas for topics until He can get back in full force blogging. The ArmHe is strong, He believes that with your help we will stay as the #1 Fashion Blog from a Guys POV in the World.
-He

Tee-Knees Starts Children Way to Young!

Nothing like teaching your little girl that wearing knee pads is okay. Is it just He, or does anyone else think this is completely inappropriate. As a guy, if He ever has a daughter, not only will she be locked up in a room until shes 25, and not allowed anywhere near guys, but if you think as an early infant, He is gonna put this girl into knee pads you've got to be crazy. Hey little, here are some knee pads, way to prepare your daughter for a life of being on her knees. F*ck this sh*t, gets get bumps, they get bruises, He is really sick of all this children protection crap. He grew up just fine, never wore knee pads, or wrist guards. Ya got hurt, it healed and life moved on. Parents need to get over themselves. (Thanks to Libby for the Tip)
-He