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Showing posts with label NYC Streetstyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NYC Streetstyle. Show all posts

The Winter Look Gone Totally Wrong...

He is actually speechless. Socks with some sort of knit shoe? Really, He might have to just pretend He didn't really see this happen.
-He

You Think You Are Cold...Guess Again!

This woman has the right idea. Supposedly winter has hit NYC with a baseball bat, because it has been freezing. It's He's feeling that if it's going to be cold, it should snow. Otherwise there is absolutely no reason for it to be this cold and windy. Mother Nature, He hopes you are listening.
-He

It's Time for the Elephant Walk of Shame...

Just in case everyone forgot how stumpy these damn things make you look, here is another example. Not sure why but for some reason He hates these "inside out" UGGS a lot more then normal plain UGGS. Even if these damn things are as comfortable as half you say they are, what is the point of the furry part on the outside? Don't you wear them to look bad and keep your feet warm? Whose staying warm with the fur on the outside? No one.
-He

Is this a Christmas Tree?

Christmas in NYC is great, but He just walked by a farmer stand with these limp looking trees for sale. Are you f*cking serious? Is this a Christmas rip off or what? Where is the rest of the tree? Looks like it's an anorexic tree. This farmer would have to pay me to take this tree off his hands. Hell its not even enough wood to chop up and use to build a fire with. Is this what Christmas is now about, using branches instead of trees? Just saying this doesn't seem right.
-He

Is This a Nightmare? Gross..

Capri Pants, high socks, and some sort of weird wooden booties. Not sure who dressed this woman in the morning, but they should be fired on the spot.
-He

Hotthe in the Street...Freak in the Bed?

NYC = Black. It's just the way of time. Spend enough time here and you too could have a wardrobe full of black clothing. Obviously this isn't a recently picture as its about 30 degrees in nyc this week.
-He

Clear Umrellas in the Rain...

Yesterday, NYC has monsoon type rains, it was ridiculous. Anyway people always complain about those of us who walk around the city streets with large umbrellas, but forget that. Yes, He's is a large umbrella guy, He's talking 60 inches wide, sorry people He doesn't want to get wet and if my umbrella size bothers you, man up and get a bigger umbrella. What pisses He off are this girls that walk the streets in their clear umbrellas. First off, they are small and curved so really, these umrellas are pointless. The point of an umbrella is to keep you dry, these keep only your head dry, what a waste. Second, you look ridiculous!!!
-He

Worst Dressed Duo in NYC?

Not even sure what chick on the left is doing? Just when you think the outfit can't get any worse, He thinks shes wearing those sketchers make your ass less fat shoes. Chick on the right is she really wearing purple socks to match her shirt? Come on, not necessary. Back to the chick on the left, because really from the hair on down, He is not sure there has been a worse dressed person on FbyHe in quite some time.
-He

Silk + HottHe + Heels = He Approved

Been too long since He posted a picture He took, so He thought He would go back to the basics today. This chick not only had a huge camera, but huge heels too. Just a little bit of sick poking out, long great legs and a silk dress. He thinks silk dresses, pants and whatever else are very underrated. He has written about silk before and its clingy features, might be more of a summer wear item, but it still looks hot.
-He

If you are happy and you know it..Clap Your Hands!

Not sure that anyone is gonna make green tights look good, but with that flower dress and flat shoes, no chance! Yuck, Yuck, Yuck.
-He

HottHe of the Week...Girls of RugbyRL

Meet the Girls of Rugby Ralph Lauren. This is kind of a HUGE HottHe of the Week for Fashion by He. First time teaming up with a major player. Honestly, the only reason He decided to feature the Rugby RL girls is because He works close by to the NYC location and there are HottHe's all over that joint. Not even a joke, every girl that works there is stylin and hot. Anyway Rugby RL is Preppy. Preppy isn't out of style, these chicks look ridiculously amazing. Check out Rugby RL.

P.S. He has been working tirelessly on the coolest BEST FEATURE EVER! Click A Picture and a slideshow of all the HottHe's from this week will appear. How F*cking Cool!!!! This way He doesn't have to distort images of the HottHes. No need for thanks, the ArmHe deserves the best. Enjoy!









Too Much Hair...

He always talks about long hair being better then short, but like most rules there are exceptions. When 2+ hair things are needed to keep your hair together, you've gone too far. Let the hair grow long, but know the limits, you are not a My Little Pony.
-He

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better...

Welcome back to our weekly FashionVOTE by He - Who Wore it Better? No doubt this is one of the hardest FashionVOTE by He that has been featured - Jeans, an Belt and heels/wedges. Both women are on the phone as well. These pictures are soo close it is almost like playing a game of PhotoHunt in a bar. Before He asks, "Who Wore it Better?" let's break down what we are looking at...

Girl 1: Hey blondie, nice slim fit jeans you got on there. Makes those legs and ass look great. Standing high a pair of wedges are always going to help the body out. The "big" issue here is the tight small belt blonde is wearing. It would appear that the help is a couple of sizes too small. He is all for belts to set off an outfit, but make sure the belt fits and doesn't take away from looking good.
Girl 2: He is a fan of the boyfriend thermal top, cute look. Another great pair of skin tight jeans and legs and ass that look even better because of the height of the heels. Girl 2 however choose a bigger wider oversized belt to spice up the outfit. It fits correctly and looks great.
-He

Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2

Get NerdHE for He...

You + Me = Us. He knows He's Calculus.
-He

There is NO Place in This World For Red!

Ok, maybe that was a bit extreme, but Red Boots absolutely have no place on He's Planet. P.S. it was 95 degrees when this picture was taken, no need for boots in that kind of weather.
-He

A Wedge for a Smile...

He is a fan of high wedges. If you don't have a pair, it's time to get one. Tight jeans are always a nice addition too, if you don't have a pair of these, there is probably a reason.
-He

What's Even the Point...

Where this might be able to be an attractive outfit, there are two blaring things wrong. First off, stand with confidence. If you stand on the corner, or stand anywhere with shoulders shrugged, people are going to be turned off. Next mini wedges/heels. Throw them all out. What a waste of money these things are. Is there even a point to them?
-He

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...NYC

"Saw a woman walking in the city with her suitcase roped to her pants which was attached to her ass, it was very funny and bizarre." - Alison

Funny and Bizarre indeed.
-He

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?

He is really starting to believe that this is the ArmHe's favorite time of the week, FashionVOTE by He. This weeks addition of "FashionVOTE by He" is Diasy Dukes, well pretty much just two girls wearing cowboy (or is it cowgirl?) boots. Who Wore it Better? But first, let's break down what we are looking at...

Girl 1: Damn those are short shorts, but He likes it. Her top is simple just a plain (probably boyfriend) henley long sleeve shirt. Nice and comfortable. No jewelry to mention. Standard brown tall cowgirl boots. Probably rolled out of bed and threw on whatever was closest to her. Simple outfit, not blowing anyone away.
Girl 2: Rocking the low cowgirl boots. He doesn't understand this at all. Along the same lines of the "go big or go home" saying, if you're gonna wear something make it authentic. No real cowgirl is wearing boots that small, seems very silly. Jean mini skirt, can't make He unhappy there. Looks like a pink/purple ruffle tuxedo style shirt. Shades to block out the sun, but not He.
-He

Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl 1
Vote I Disagree: Girl 2

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...and no this is not a joke. This is actually the life He lives.
-He

 

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